I can almost guarantee that future you is thinking negatively of you right now, just as future me is thinking negatively of me. I was the worst.” It's important to know that you're always the worst. I was looking through old Skype messages between me and a friend of mine from when we were 12, and as I read them, I couldn't stop thinking, “Woah. That you're always better than you were last year. I think that's something you realise when you grow up. It might be strange for some of you to hear this, seeing as this site is full of kids, but 12-year-old me was practically a baby. I acted like PS4 controllers were the epitome of human technology, for God's sake! I tried too hard to be philosophical, or maybe I tried too hard to be funny, or maybe it was something else.

I wrote it when I was 12 and it wasn't very good. I got a lot of compliments on my last signature, and I think that's kind of strange.